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Christmas meme

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October nmdrkangl and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I stole astragali's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I put gum in cookiechef's hair (-12 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1112 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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Dec. 7th, 2010 02:52 am (UTC)
Thanks for the tire change. :) Let me know if I can return the favor once I get back from breaking Afghanistan. That is next on the agenda.

And I would rather have a lump of coal. I can burn that to keep warm. ;)